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knock knock,
whose there?
orange
orange who?
oranges are an eisily grown
fruit that provides vitemen
C, which improvws eyesight.
Is your refridgorator running?
No.
what do you call a jewish man with no legs?
peraplegic.
Chuck Norris* is so tough that when he
eats coal, his stomach cannot handle
it so he vomits.
chuck norris* is so cool that when he
went to the virgin islands,
he rented a hotel and had a great time.
Yo' Mamma's so ugly, that she
had fallen into a fire at an early
age and was born without a nose.
What do you call a nintendo ds with 7 screens?
A malfunction in the machenery that manufactured
the nintendo ds.
Hey micheal jackson, whats your favorate number?
Fourteen.
When is it bedtime at micheal jackson's house?
11:00 pm.
Doctor, Doctor my eye hurts when I drink cofee.
yes, you have ophthalmalgia, you have seven days to live.
What do you call a blonde who is really fat?
mortally obese.
Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone?
He didnt. He fell off of the stilts and broke his legs and could never walk again.
one day joe saw a man who always went up to his wind chimes every day for one minute and shook his head. After several days of seeing this joe went up to his house closer to see if he could notice anything else.Nothing. Every day for the next three weeks he went down the street to see if he could notice anything else.one day joe noticed that while the old man shook his head, his foot moved a little too. two years later joe had finally worked up the courage to ask why the old man why he went up to his wind chimes every day for one minute and shook his head. the old man did not answer because he was a deaf blind perapalegic mute.
knock knock,
whos there
a terrorist here to kill you!
a terrorist here to ki-
BOOM!
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